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Image	Name	Price
	*The Turds - Shte Driver Trophy (TT005)** Approximate Height: 14cm	£11.99
	*The Turds - Shte Cook Trophy (TT001)** Approximate Height: 15.5cm	£11.99
	The Turds - Arse Bandit (TSF007) Arse Bandit SPECIAL EDITION Born: Bowl de Fart-goes-Well Date of Dump: July 1878 Lives: Slick Beach Likes: Shooting things that move, shooting things that don't move and…OUT OF STOCK	£13.99
	The Turds - Bazturd (TF1047) Bazturd Born: Bowl de Squeezer Date of Dump: May 1972 Lives: Bog Central Likes: Extra strong coffee, loose sphincters, swearing Dislikes: Tight sphincters, dump beer, sloppy sh*ts …	£9.99
	*The Turds - Bird Sht (TF1022)** Bird Sht Born: Bowl de Looton Date of Dump: March 1981 Lives: Trailer Trash Park Likes: Mindless trash TV, beating up Tough Sht, reading 'The Bum' newspaper Dislikes: Toug…	£9.99
	*The Turds - Bullshtter (TF1051)** Bullshtter Born: Bowl de Cherry Date of Dump: February 1981 Lives: Brown Brick Lane Likes: Cheap shts, second pan goods, Smell Boy Plopper Dislikes: Secrets, Gob Sh*tes, being con…	£9.99
	The Turds - David Crapham (TSF019) Approximate Height: 11cm Born: Bowl de Boot Date of Dump: 30/07/66 Lives: Trailer Trash Park Likes: Shatball, Rebecca Poos Dislikes: Thinking, Stool days, The Bum newspaper Catchphrase: Not clev…	£14.99
	*The Turds - Full of Sht (TF1073)** Approximate Height: 11cm Born: Bowl de port-a-loo Date of Dump: December 1957 Lives: Sludge Beach Likes: Cack-a-nory, his own voice, Cack Sparrow Dislikes: A Great Sh*te and Sewernami's. Cat…	£10.99
	The Turds - Nutty (TF1020) Nutty Born: Bowl de Crank Date of Dump: May 1988 Lives: Sicko's Mental Institution Likes: Calling everyone Nigel and his glove puppet Dog Sh*t Dislikes: Reality, perspective and…	£9.99
	The Turds - Pebble Dash (TF1035) Pebble Dash Born: Bowel de Gip Date of Dump: August 1975 Lives: Trailer Trash Park Likes: Going on holiday and getting rat arsed Dislikes: Foreign beer, foreign food and foreign tur…	£9.99