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Image	Name	Price
	*The Turds - Shte Driver Trophy (TT005)** Approximate Height: 14cm	£11.99
	*The Turds - Shte Cook Trophy (TT001)** Approximate Height: 15.5cm	£11.99
	*The Turds - Sick Sht (TF1045)** Introduced: 2007 Approximate Height: 9cm…	£9.99
	*The Turds - Tough Sht (TF1018)** Introduced: 2007 Approximate Height: 9.5cm…	£9.99
	The Turds - Arse Bandit (TSF007) Arse Bandit SPECIAL EDITION Born: Bowl de Fart-goes-Well Date of Dump: July 1878 Lives: Slick Beach Likes: Shooting things that move, shooting things that don't move and…	£13.99
	*The Turds - Bad Sht (TF1054)** Bad Sh*t Born: Bowl de Toke Date of Dump: November 1989 Lives: Trailer Trash Park Likes: Rolling a fat one, munchies, cheap deals Dislikes: Working, sharing, coming down Catchphras…	£9.99
	The Turds - Bazturd (TF1047) Bazturd Born: Bowl de Squeezer Date of Dump: May 1972 Lives: Bog Central Likes: Extra strong coffee, loose sphincters, swearing Dislikes: Tight sphincters, dump beer, sloppy sh*ts …	£9.99
	*The Turds - Bird Sht (TF1022)** Bird Sht Born: Bowl de Looton Date of Dump: March 1981 Lives: Trailer Trash Park Likes: Mindless trash TV, beating up Tough Sht, reading 'The Bum' newspaper Dislikes: Toug…	£9.99
	*The Turds - Bullshtter (TF1051)** Bullshtter Born: Bowl de Cherry Date of Dump: February 1981 Lives: Brown Brick Lane Likes: Cheap shts, second pan goods, Smell Boy Plopper Dislikes: Secrets, Gob Sh*tes, being con…	£9.99
	The Turds - David Crapham (TSF019) Approximate Height: 11cm Born: Bowl de Boot Date of Dump: 30/07/66 Lives: Trailer Trash Park Likes: Shatball, Rebecca Poos Dislikes: Thinking, Stool days, The Bum newspaper Catchphrase: Not clev…	£14.99